… are Harriet Harman and David Amess, according to Jack Bremer of the First Post.
To quite him in full: “Two contestants for political prat of the week. Labour’s Harriet Harman is alleged to have driven into a parked car while on her mobile, and then taken off, saying: “I’m Harriet Harman – You know where you can get hold of me.” Tory MP David Amess told a Virgin airline check-in staff that his bags had been packed by Osama Bin Laden. Once at Dulles airport, he threw up at the Immigration desk. It was travel sickness, he insisted, not booze.”
Of course this is all before the Conservative Conference gets underway